i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
MIDGETS
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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