I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize