I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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