So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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