Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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