We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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