I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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