I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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