i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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