new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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