problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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