Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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