you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
