is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
