ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize