Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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