It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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