This is not my ceiling
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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