I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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