What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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