Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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