Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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