"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
