so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
