I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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