i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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