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One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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