Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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