Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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