Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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