also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
