I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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