yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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