Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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