This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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