i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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