Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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