As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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