Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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