we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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