This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize