That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
