But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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