Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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