The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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