...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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