so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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