I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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