We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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