No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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