So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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