I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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