I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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