Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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