beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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