doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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