Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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