his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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