How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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