For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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